Professor Purrseus Reads the Stars

Professor Purrseus, a fluffy cream cat in a wizard hat and round glasses, seated in a red velvet chair behind a crystal ball and a spirit board

This Halloween only

Our resident cat astrologer is back from the observatory. Tell him your cat's name and birthday, and he'll write a personal reading just for them.

Free. Personal readings take a little time, so yours will arrive by email within a few days.

Birthday

Please add your cat's name and a full birthday.

The Professor is reading the stars

He has noted your cat's birthday. Personal readings take time, so expect yours by email within a few days. Keep an eye on your promotions folder too.

  1. Tell us the dateYour cat's birthday, or the day they came home.
  2. The Professor reads the starsHe writes a personal reading for your cat.
  3. Check your inboxYour reading arrives within a few days.

No birthday on record? Use the day your cat came home. The stars count that too.